Elizabeth Oswald spends as much time as possible pretending to be a Silver Sidhe, filling her browser history with such queries as ‘what is the weakest part of the human skull’ (the pterion) and ‘do horses have hackles’ (they do not). She is periodically interrupted in her Very Serious Efforts by her husband, child, three dogs, two birds, and an uncountable number of shrimp, who absolutely have not formed a union to demand equal representation. Now turning a truly eclectic set of life experiences into entertainment for anyone willing to read it.